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My son the negotiator

August 10, 2008

Oh my gawd… Owie had me cracking up today! So, he and little sis were playing with toys. Soph found a little purse (one of those McDonalds speed racer purses… ) and started filling it up with little toy cars. She will play with anything that Owie plays with! She adores her big bro!

Anyway, Owie saw that Soph had a neat way of hauling around the cars and also decided (which he usually does) that he wants what she has. So, he tried taking the purse away from her. Husb and I explained that Soph had it first and that he had to wait until she dropped it and got bored with it.

Ever the literal person (so much like me it’s scary!) he decided to devise his own plan to get the purse. I was in the kitchen cleaning it up and heard the following exchange between the two of them…

Owie: “Sophie can I have it?”
Soph: “Nooo”
Owie: “Puleeease can I have it?”
Soph: “No Owie. No see.”
Owie: “Come on! My turn!”
Soph: “No mine!”
Owie: “Drop it Sophie, Drop it! You can do it!”
Soph: Silence… and then a thunk
Owie: “You dropped it! Good job!”

Then two seconds later….

Owie: “She dropped it mommy!”
Me: “Dropped what, Owie?”
Owie: “She dropped the purse with the cars in it!”
Me: *laughing* “My you are devious O!”

My son the negotiator. He tried everything to get her to give him that little purse. He even offered to trade her some of his less-than-precious-cars just to get it. She of course declined until he told her to drop it. Soph loves dropping things… food on the floor, her sippy cup, toys…. etc. You name it, she’s dropped it.

The best part about the exchange between the two of them is that she didn’t throw a tantrum after seeing Owie snatch up the prized purse. That was a definite gullible moment for her. Hee! ;)






Owiebear says…

June 3, 2008

I have heard that 3 year olds can be hilarious in the way they say things.  My son, is no exception.  Here are a few of his current ideals:

Owiebear says:

  • On the subject of which cable company is best:  “It’s not complex, it’s Comcast!”
  • On self-esteem:  “Hey, buck up man!  This is Dave Seville!”
  • When asking why I wear nightgowns instead of pajamas with bottoms (I tried explaining to him that I get hot at night):  “Mama, why do you have hot legs?”
  • On the quest for knowledge:  “If its so, we need to know!”
  • On trying new foods:  “I tried it and I liked it!”
  • On financial matters: “It’s my money and I need it now!”
  • The great debate:  Do trucks honk or barp?  “Trucks don’t barp mama, BLUE barps.  Trucks go HONK HONK!”
  • On medical issues such as a scraped knee or a hurt finger:  “The boo-boo doesn’t need a kiss.  It needs a bandaid.”

My husband and I say that he is a walking PSA! LOL! :)